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I want a hot tub time machine

Derek — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 16:05:12 +0000

Most people know I’m pretty obsessed with the 80s. Like totally.

So when I got to watching the trailers for Hot Tub Time Machine I was like, OMG, I have to see this.

I’m not convinced that the movie is going to be stellar, or as crazy-hilarious as The Hangover, or even good for that matter–but I have hopes.

What do you think?

Post-Apoc Mutant Zombies Oh Yes = EXTINCTION: THE GMO CHRONICLES

Derek — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 04:14:40 +0000

Besides the cheesy–and albeit bad–voice over narration in the trailer, and the amazingly small budge–less than a hundred thousand Euro–this trailer makes Extinction: The G.M.O. Chronicles look like a ton of fun.

I mean, how can one really go wrong with post-apocalyptic mutant zombies?

That’s right–you can’t.

(direct video link)

ROBOGEISHA: Gore-tastic Trailer

Derek — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:06:54 +0000

Ok, if you watched the trailer from my post on Samurai Princess and thought that was silly, gore-filled fun, then you’ve got to check out the latest trailer for RoboGeisha.

Gore-tastic fun with a horrifically cheesy voiceover.

FRIED SHRIMP!

(direct video link)

SAMURAI PRINCESS, New Gore-filled Trailer

Derek — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:39:47 +0000

Yeah, saw this on Twitch, and it looks like a lot of campy, cheesy, gorey fun.

Besides, this movie poster is wickedly hot. Seriously.

A quick overview of the film:

Erotic-grotesque action film from Japan to the worldwide viewers! Produced by Yoshihiro Nishimura, a world-famous special effects director!

The story takes place sometime, somewhere in a world during the Samurai era, where people live together with highly developed mechanical dolls. However, excessively developed mechanical dolls start causing harm to the human society, leading to ghastly bloodsheds happening all over the place.

Under the circumstances, Kyoraku, a mad scientist, creates a female ninja mechanical doll. Equipped with 11 types of built-in weapons, the ninja doll, who will not die even if she is slashed by a sword or shot by a gun, is virtually indestructible.

Now check out the trailer.

FRANKLYN — Movie Trailer Goodness

Derek — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 20:33:11 +0000

Via a tweet from @ChrisBillett:

This trailer for the movie Franklyn looks like a million shades of AWESOME.